What To Say?

So she comes to me and says "Can I have a drink of your tea?"

and I could smell her breath.... so I said

"What is that you're eating?

Is it chocolate? Where did you get it?

Who said you could have it?"

She just looked at me. 1 sec , 2 seconds, 3seconds,
4 seconds 5 seconds pass and she says:

"It's a long story!"