Name Change

Royanne: Mom, I'm changing my name.

Me: Why? R: I don't know.

Me: To what? R: Kate.

Me: Kate? Why Kate?

R: Kate Middleton, mom!

Me: Why? What do you like about her?

R: I like her face and her clothes.

Me: What kind of clothes does she wear?

R: Princess clothes, of course. And she has her name on them.

Me: She has her name on them? Why?

R: So everyone in the town will know her name!