Watching Black Jack on T. V. at Aunt Kay's

Royanne told me she wanted to play cards.

So, I'm trying to remember where the matching/memory

game is and she says, "if you want another card

you tap your fingers, (and she taps the table

with four fingers) which means

'I'll take another, thank you' but if you do this,

(and she moves her extended fingers back and forth, palm

side down, right above the surface of the table)

it means 'no thanks, I don't need any more cards.' "

I'm rolling and laughing hysterically and she's

about to be really mad because she

thinks I'm laughing at her, which I am, but

not like she thinks.

So hilarious, this girl of mine!!!

UT-OH!!

"Momma, you gotta be careful when you have gas,
because it might be diarrhea!!"

What To Say?

So she comes to me and says "Can I have a drink of your tea?"

and I could smell her breath.... so I said

"What is that you're eating?

Is it chocolate? Where did you get it?

Who said you could have it?"

She just looked at me. 1 sec , 2 seconds, 3seconds,
4 seconds 5 seconds pass and she says:

"It's a long story!"

Bag of Coal

I was talking to Royanne about good and bad behavior and coal. afterwards I asked her what she would get toys or coal. she said a little of both