What I Really Need

I was driving with only a pinky while I was peeling a clementine orange for Annie. She wanted it back to tear in 2 pieces. I pretended like I was crying and said "you don't need me!" She said "yes I do. I always need you. I need you to pour my milk. and get me my movie. and for quarters and to cuddle."

Allergies

Upon awakening,
"Mom, my throat is sore. I didn't even drink my chocolate milk!"
.......later on........
"I think I have neck allergies."